December 25, 2004|
Time to eat my hotdog.
I got this hotdog from 7-11 but before I did, I went to grab some condiments and this fat lady employee was all, "You can't take those!" and went on a tirade about how I CAN'T JUST TAKE THEM and how I NEED TO ASK and how they are for SANDWICHES ONLY and so I put them down and was about to ask when she said WELL I CAN KEEP THEM NOW OK. I CAN KEEP THEM SINCE I ALREADY FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.
Before that, I went on a walk on the beach with my father and it was getting dark and the tide was climbing up so we had to climb a bunch of rocks into someone's backyard.